Who Better To Pop Your Cork? And crack your nuts at the same time.
The New Action Hero For Wine Drinkers! Will Pop your Pinot!
Corkscrew Bill's strategically placed screw adding a new twist on post-White House employment. A great gift no matter where they land on the political spectrum, it's durably made of plastic and metal. Hand wash. 9" tall. LIMITED TIME ONLY RECEIVE FREE SHIPPING!
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TOP 10 REASONS TO OWN A CORKSCREW BILL
10. Adds class to any dinner party.
9. Promotes drinking American wines.
8. Gives new meaning to the term "wine lover".
7. Qualifies you as a member of the Mile High Club when used on an airplane.
6. In romantic situations, helps cut to the chase.
5. Looks cute standing next to your Hillary Nutcracker.
4. Never needs lubrication.
3. Will be in the Smithsonian some day.
2. Constant reminder of all the twists and turns in Bill's life.
1. Size does matters.
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8 OZ OF HILLARY NUTCRACKER WALNUTS. Use with the Hillary Nutcracker. JUST PLACE NUT BETWEEN HILLARYS STAINLESS STEEL THIGHS AND CRACK THOSE NUTS! NOW PLENTY IN STOCK!! ORDER YOURS TODAY!
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Who Better To Pop Your Cork? And crack your nuts at the same time.
The New Action Hero For Wine Drinkers! Will Pop your Pinot
The most popular political product in history is now joined by her main squeeze! Corkscrew Bill! Both stand 9" tall. For a very limited time buy both for $38.95 and receiver FREE STANDARD SHIPPING! In stock and available for immediate shipping!
The Hillary Nutcracker
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Give your friends a big squeeze -with The Hillary Nutcracker! This nutcracker developed by EagleView USA is easy to use, just put a nut between the stainless steel thighs and squeeze! Cracking those tough nuts has never been easier. Order yours today and get FREE SHIPPING!
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CLASSIC 7 DAY CLOCK! Great for that Retired person in your life!
When the Day is More Important Than the Hour
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Any Clock can tell you the time, but a DayClock tells you what Day it is. The Day Clock is also known as the 7 Day Clock s. The patented design divides the face of the 7 DayClock into 7 equal pie shaped sections, one for each Day of the Week. The Day hand moves continuously making a complete revolution every 168 hours or once a week. The lines dividing the days indicates midnight. The arrow above each day indicates noon. The day hand moves 2.14 degrees every hour. Each pie shaped section is 51.43 degree. The patented DayClock helps you keep track of the days of the week, with a special notch to determine when it's noon. 9.25H x 9.25W x 2D Inches. The Classic DayClocks are available in rich solid oak or solid mahogany. It is powered by a single AA battery(not included). Manufacturer Warranty Included. Tabor Blues is an Authorized Dealer! The price is only $36.95 for a limited time! If sending as a gift I will include a free message from you..Just type in message at checkout!
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